2-2-5 and Other Random Comments

MAL (after clobbering Xav in the head with Cranky the Crane): Henry biffed the trucks and Cranky biffed Xavier and a mosquito bit Xavier's ear.
ME: A mosquito did not bite Xavier's ear.
MAL: Absolutely yes! A mosquito-ladybug crawled on Xavier and bit his ear. A mosquito-ladybug-fly bit Xavier.

Teaching Xavier to count.
ME: say 1-2-3.
XAV: 2-2-5!

MAL: You are not a boy, you are a Mommy!

MAL (after watching WallE): Mommy, you look gorgeous.

MAL: I'm wearing a blanky helmet.