We drove nearly two hours one way. We didn't stay as long as we would have liked and we didn't get to do everything, but it was one of those sticky days where the kids run around oblivious to the heat and get sweaty and red-faced.
We arrived just before ten, did the chatting, took our group photo, and headed into the big maze. As we entered, Mal and Xav read each of the rules for me to be sure everyone was prepared. There were four entrances; eeny, meeny, miny, and moe. First, we chose miny. I took Merrick's stroller, though he only rode 1/4 of the time. It seemed like the whole maze was uphill. We ended up being returned to the start at moe. We started again at meeny, I think. The four of us walked for about an hour when we saw an emergency exit and decided to take it. Despite the ten foot corn, there was very little shade because it was creeping up on noon. We got part way back and saw a tunnel that was begging to be run through. That seemed to reinvigorate the punks and we headed off again. It wasn't long and we were turning around and heading back to that emergency exit.
We exited right back at the beginning! The owner told me we hadn't even left the first quarter of the maze! Ah well, we headed into the red barn next (a blessedly cool red barn) and the boys kicked off their shoes and headed into the tunnels. They also rode little tractors, a tire horse, and climbed in the hay.
|Thanks, Meghan, for the top two photos!|
Next up, LUNCH. There is a nice, shaded picnic area there with several tables. We brought along blankets, too. Mal said he had a tummy ache and rested in the shade for a bit. He seemed OK after that. We grabbed ice cream at the gift shop. Novelty ice cream was only $1 there. Not unreasonable at all.
Merrick was anxious to see the goats. He'd already had a nice tantrum before lunch over the goats. I took him aside near the van and had a talk with him. Sometimes, I think he listens to reason better than Mal or Xav! He got to pet several goats and that made him happy.
Kid Village was insane amounts of fun. For them. I was roasting. Some of the kids got sweatier and redder than they already were. The village consists of a stable, corral, trading post, jail, and a home. The jail was so cute. It had a secret escape opening and some of the bars were not metal, allowing the punks to use their superhuman strength to escape.
|"H" has a face, but since it isn't my face to share, he has been made incognito (as well as headless).|
|Merrick's face cracks me up in this one!|
Next time, we will take the scenic kid tour in the maze. That looked like a lot more fun than me trying to figure out what in the world we were doing in the main maze. We never did get to play barnyard golf either...
I recommend The Great Vermont Corn Maze. Follow the directions on the website rather than GPS. Go when it's a bit cooler. Have fun!