Mal has been watching Moe's Big Exit, the Veggie Tales version of Moses freeing the Israelites. You know how Moses throws down the staff and it becomes a snake? Mal tossed Sheriff Woody from Toy Story at my feet and said, "Let my people go". Cracked. Me. UP!
When Lora was visiting, she gave Mal a gorilla figure. The other night after getting the boys ready for bed, I took out the diapers and when I came back in their room, Mal was slathering the gorilla's butt with diaper rash cream.
I'm learning to grab the camera before the washcloth. I caught Mal trying to make chocolate milk. He had his cup about half full of Quik! Xavier was licking his fingers and running them through the powder on the table and licking them.
Mal has been watching the Veggie Tales video "Abe and the Amazing Promise" a lot lately. In it they are making a documentary video of Abe's life. So on the set, they have a nurse and every time they talk about patience she appears and they say, "not patients, PATIENCE!" Mal misunderstood and everywhere we went yesterday he was saying, "not patients, HAITIANS!".
This one will only make sense to Phineus and Ferb fans.
Daddy: That's a really tall (Lego) tower.
Mal: That's not a tower. It's a robot chargerator...inator.
Me: Say French
Me: Say fries
Me: Say French fries
Mal: ench fries
Me: Mal, we have to get daddy a present for father's day. What do you think he would like?
Mal: (jumping excitedly) A red one!
Me: A red what?
Mal: A red present!
Thanks for the help Mal.